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Welcome back ladies and Gents. This is the Nantz-in-a-tor comin at ya live from yo pooter...jiggy! (clears throat) First of all I would like to take the time to invite all of you youngerster...and olders...to the Easter Pagent that will be taking place at First Assembly of God on HWY 60...Friday 9th...Saturday 10th at 7 p.m. If you want to know where on HWY 60...look it up in tha freakin' phone book crazy people.
Also I would like to address that fatboy Tidd reads these every once in a while...and if he is...GET BACK TO WORK INSTEAD OF READING THIS FAT OLD MAN!!! (I know...he says I'm hurt people...I just know what all he will say) My main question is...why am I saying you people...I'm acting like other people are actually reading this. And if they are...I'm sowwy...get a life...unlike me. Have a good day...or week...or month...depends on how long it will take before I update this silly thing.
Okay people...I have time for another quick story.
Not many of you have heard of J.B.Q....(junior bible quiz)...and Chuck and I went on a J.B.Q. state tournament not to long ago. After the first night there...(notice night)...all of us...Me, Chuck, 3 other adults..and 6 kids...were in the church van. A couple of us...adults...went into Steak n Shake to get some food for carry out. All the kids were eating in the van on the way back to the hotel...but again...it was at night. Therefore causing the back of the van to be very, very dark. I was not having any probs at all because I only had a sandwhich and fries. (No extra stuff like ketchup) But then...one of the kids from behind just yelled out........
"I CAN'T SEE WHERE I'M SQUIRTING MY KETCHUP!!"
Now imagine this kid...in the dark...squirting ketchup on fries that she can't even see....and getting it all over her pants. Har dee har har. Is that not funny or what...I know...or what.
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Will Smith...and BIG SCI FI FILMS...like M.I.B 1 and 2, Independence Day (ID4), and now...I, Robot. Another Summer hit...save the world from domination...relies on comedy more than action...film. However...some of HIS jokes are funny...the jokes played by other people...sadly...are not. The action looks quite promising...a cross between M:I-2 and Star Wars: Episode II. However the plot has an interesting twist to it. A robot has now murdered a man...and it is Will's job to find out "Who" killed the man. When he accuses a Robot...the whole scene turns upside down...and a huge consipracy is uncovered. Matrix Revolutions meets Enemy of the State.
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What's New?
A lot is new here. The Easter Play is coming along very very well. The play...as mentioned above...will be very soon. I no longer have to go to school for the week...I am officially on Spring Break. Whoop! Whoop! I recently counted all of the movies that I currently own...I have 715 movies...all of which are in my room...in one corner of my room...yikes. My latest movie has been completed...thanx to the help of Erica, Daniel, another Alex, Mr. E, Kyle, and sink shark...also created by Mary, and Victoria..."The 12 Steps to Anarchy" is a classic depiction of a senior year in high school...makes no sense...all we do is have fun! You got it!!!
Thought for the day.
Can a blind person be dyslexic when he reads braile?
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